emmyc:

PLEASE NOTE about the secret passages: I’d tell my architects “Surprise me.” and let them put them where they want without telling me. I’d give them a number of how many secret places there should be and have them vary in difficulty to find!

Another thing I will surely have is themed guest rooms! So when guests come over to stay, I can ask them “Do you want to stay in the Science Fiction guest room or the Aquarium room? How about in the Tree House?”

I need that ballroom right now, man. You could skid across the floor and it would shoot sparkles and ripples behind you like on a big touch-screen!

I will also abuse my fabulous, obviously impending wealth to feud with my brothers. I will hire Mike Meyers to follow them around in-character as Shrek, never allowing him to break character, even to apologize.

So, Tumblr, tell me all about YOUR cool mansions! Maybe we will be neighbors!

dude i want all of these. PLUS a slide from the 2nd floor to the pool and zombie defense grid around the house.